Read Ch.6- Mac (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) from the story Random One Shots by SuperNerd97 with 1,547 reads. Kakashi, mugen, deadpool. Name: Kaitlyn R. Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is the place for imaginary friends to live after the. Play games, watch videos, get free downloads and find out about your.
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Uh...hi!
Busted
'No! No! No, Ms. Francis! You must TOWEL-DRY all silver wear, so that you may prevent unsavory spots!'
Once again, Mr. Herriman was scolding Frankie with his pickiness; this time, it was apparently how to dry silver wear. And like all times, Frankie would curse Herriman's in her head, as she rolled her eyes and walked out of the kitchen to put the silver wear away in the dining hall…but the bunny only fallowed her.
'Watch your spoon-placement, Ms. Francis; a yogart spoon is quite different from a cereal spoon. Remember: 'Utensils are Essential',' Mr. Herriman reminded the red-head as he pointed out a framed stitching that stated said words by the up-tight rabbit.
So, Frankie could only role her eyes, like she always does, and listen to Mr. Herriman.
'Ah, yes. That is what I like to see: rules being properly fallowed and respected. Correct?' Mr. Herriman said with happiness as he saw how Eduardo, Wilt and Coco were sitting at the dining table, and were chewing their breakfast with their mouths CLOSED.
'Chew. Chew. Chew. It's good for you.' Mr. Herriman said with pride as he pointed out another one of his framed rules, 'yes, very good job, Master Wilt, Miss Coco, Master Eduardo, Mi—where is Miss Bloo and Master Blooregard?'
Wilt, Coco and Eduardo all shared the same glances; knowing where they all are.
'No! No! Do not speak; I know your mouths are full, and you do not wish to break the rules of no talking while eating. But Master Blooregard and Miss Bella know good and well that breakfast is only served until nine a-m on the dot; it is now precisely eight-forty-three a-m. Where are they?!'
Speaking of which, Bloo was actually still asleep, all sprawled out lazily while Bella was bright-eyed and feathery-tailed, and she was washing her face in the…random bathroom sink in the room? I don't know; it's there, along with a mirror.
'Master Blooregard! Miss Bella!'
'Sorry, Mr. Herriman. I was waiting on him,' Bella apologized when she saw the rabbit in the bedroom doorway, and she was wiping her face off with a towel.
'I know that very well, Miss Bella, and for that, I do not fully blame you; it's Master Bloo I blame.'
'Ugh…wha…?' Bloo groggily asked as he slowly woke up.
'Get up, Master Blooregard! And get dressed as well!'
But when Bloo hopped out of bed and looked down, they were all reminded that he doesn't wear clothes.
'Done.' But that was when Bloo suddenly felt that feeling we all get after just waking up.
'Oh, gotta go,' Bloo whimpered as he tried to make a break for it, but…
'Master Blooregard, make your bed.'
'What?! But it's Bella's bed too!' Bloo protested while still trying to hold it.
'Don't bring me into this. You're the one that woke up late.'
'Exactly. So make your made, Master Blooregard.'
The poor blob continued to hold it, as he could only make his bed like Mr. Herriman had demanded.
'Fold and tuck, Master Bloo. Fold and tuck.'
'Ok, ok, ok, bed's made. Now I REALLY gotta go!' Bloo said frantically as he finally made it into the hall, but he was only stopped by the rabbit and the fox/peacock.
'Oh, what now?!' Bloo cried, but as he spoke, he bad breath stung Mr. Herriman and Bella's noses, making them gag and hold their nostrils closed.
'Oh…I was going to say 'no running in the halls'…but-.'
'Jeez! Brush your teeth, man!' Bella blurted out as she took the words right out of Mr. Herriman's mouth.
So, Bloo didn't protest as he sprinted for the nearest, unoccupied bathroom, and of course Mr. Herriman and Bella fallowed him, as Bloo took out the toothpaste and his tooth brush, but when he squeezed from the top of the tube.
'Squeeze from the bottom, Master Bloo.'
So, the blue thing lowered his stubby hand to the bottom of the tub, and he squeezed out almost half the tube.
'Smaller helpings, Bloo! Yikes!' Bella pointed out.
'Yes. Pea-sized, please,' Mr. Herriman added, not making it easier for Bloo.
'Don't say 'pee', please,' Bloo growled as he fallowed ALL of their demands, and finally brushed his teeth; he soon finished brushing and rinsed away the foam in his mouth.
'Ok! Done! Now, if you don't mind, I could REALLY-!'
'Master Blooregard!'
'What now?!'
'You forgot to put the cap back on,' Bella stated, and Bloo rushed to the sink with surprise that she was right, so he hurried to screw it back on.
But then he didn't wait for the world, as he shoved them out, and slammed and locked the door in their faces.
'Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go…ahhh…at least he doesn't have any rules about this,' Bloo sighed with relief as he pulled mountains of toilet paper from the roll.
'He does!' Bloo heard Bella call through the door.
'No way!' Bloo said with shock.
'Two pieces, Master Bloo!'
'Ugh!' Bloo grunted, but he rolled back what ever extra toilet paper he was about to use, and Bella and Mr. Herriman used their animal ears to listen, as they heard pull one…two…three.
'Ah! Ah! Ah!' Mr. Herriman and Bella called at the same time.
'Stupid sensitive animal ears,' Bloo grumbled.
Seconds later, they heard flushing, but they weren't done yet.
'Master Blooregard!'
'WHAT?!'
'Did you wash your hands?' Bella questioned as Mr. Herriman opened the door and they walked in to actually find him washing his hands…but again, he was doing it all wrong.
'We do NOT wither away the soap under the water!' Mr. Herriman scolded as he pushed Bloo away from the sink, and he pulled his white gloves off his bunny paws.
'We wet…lather…and rinse,' Mr. Herriman said as he slowly went through each said step, and then he dried his paws and put his gloves back on, 'now, let me see you try.'
'Wet…lather…rinse.'
'See? Just imagine how many layers of soap are washed away every time someone careless were to wash their hands like you,' Mr. Herriman said as he handed Bloo a towel to dry off.
'Oh, but of course,' Bloo said sarcastically as he rolled his eyes, and he and Bella fallowed the rabbit out into the hall where he pointed out yet another framed rule of his.
'Conservation takes Concentration.'
'Uh, Mr. Herriman?' Bloo piped up.
'Yes?'
'Breakfast?' Bella questioned.
'Oh, yes, of course.'
With that, the fox and the blob ran off.
'But no running!' Mr. Herriman called angrily.
But the two didn't pay attention, as they soon arrived at the dining hall. They both agreed to just at some cereal with a glass of orange juice, as they chose a couple of seats close to some other friends at the table.
Now, since Bloo wasn't much like Bella, he didn't do what she did when she only poured a little bit of cereal and milk into a bowl, and only half a glass of orange juice while he poured a mountain of cereal with a flowing waterfall of milk, and he almost overflowed his glass with juice.
Bella also used a spoon while Bloo just lifted the bowl to his mouth and wolfed over half his food down when…
'Master Blooregard! We do not just 'guzzle' our morning nutrients down like some animal,' Mr. Herriman angrily pointed out, as he then handed the blob a spoon.
'Just go with it,' Bella warned him in a whisper.
So, Bloo just went with it and spooned his cereal…but the madness wouldn't end for him. When he wanted to laugh with the other friends, Mr. Herriman snuck up on him and closed his food-full mouth, and handed him a napkin to wipe his mouth of slobber.
When Bloo leaned over the edge of the table, Mr. Herriman pointed out not to leave elbows on the table. And when Bloo continued to lean over, Mr. Herriman would push his chair in to get him closer. At some point, the bunny thought Bloo was slouching too much, so he suddenly adjusted the blob into a more up-right position.
It still wasn't over when he and Bella were finished eating when Bloo just left hopped down from his chair, and of course, Mr. Herriman pointed out how Bella once again followed the rules of taking her dirty dishes to the kitchen, and how he wasn't.
So Bloo reluctantly went and grabbed his own dishes, but the was when Bella told him off too when she basically signaled him to push in his chair by pushing in her own. So, with a roll of his eyes, he pushed his own chair in too.
Bloo only remained on the edge with anger, as he carried his dishes in his stubby arms and Bella was effortlessly balancing hers on her back…hey, she has no hands.
Soon, the two reached the kitchen and the kitchen sink, but when Bloo only tossed his into the sink, he was once again stopped by the rabbit when he pointed out how Bella was washing her own dishes.
With a twitch of an eye, Bloo hopped up onto a stool next to Bella to clean his dishes too, but when he grabbed the sponge and started scrubbing with the abrasive side, Bella stopped what she was doing to suddenly make Bloo flip the sponge to the right side.
About a minute later, the two finally finished washing, even though Bella finished sooner than Bloo, and just when they were about to exit the kitchen…
'Master Bloo and Miss Bella…'
Ok, so despite seeming to be listening to him all morning, Bella couldn't take Mr. Herriman anymore.
'What?! What?! WHAT?! I am SO tired of all your stupid rules!' Bella shouted out of merely losing her sanity.
'Besides, I don't see anyone else following these rules,' Bloo added with an angry expression.
'Oh no?' Mr. Herriman asked as he opened the kitchen door to reveal some other friends who were doing their duty in the dining hall too; they were chewing with their mouths closed, pushing their chairs in and even taking their dishes to the kitchen too.
'Now, listen here, you hooligans—I'm well aware that the Madame set up a special situation for you two, a deal, if you will. Which, for me, you've already broken one rule, so I'm watching you both; I have ways to persuade the Madame, and change her mind…now, I shall bid you both a good day, as I have something else important to attend to.'
Bloo and Bella sat there in awkward silence after Mr. Herriman left, and then they shared worried glances and the same worried thoughts.
'We're doomed.'
Meanwhile, Mr. Herriman had somehow tracked down Frankie in one of the hundreds of bathrooms in the house.
'Two pieces, Ms. Francis!'
'What?! I'm not even doing that!'
'Oh, well, then may I enter?'
'Ugh, fine!'
With that, the rabbit opened the bathroom door, and Frankie was only relaxing on the edge of the bath tub with her robe on and her hair up in a towel.
'I want to show you something, Ms. Francis.'
'What is it?'
'Look,' Mr. Herriman replied as he and Frankie leaned referred to something that was apparently close to the toilet.
'Closer. Closer. Don't you see it, Ms. Francis?'
'I don't think I want to.'
'The toilet paper, Ms. Francis.'
'Yeah? And what's wrong with it?'
'What is wrong is that it is going under; the house rules state that every roll must go over not under.'
'So?'
'So fix it.'
Frankie rolled her eyes as she removed the toilet paper from its little holder.
'No, no. Insert the peg from the left,' Mr. Herriman corrected, and Frankie glared at him as she did what he said and finally put the roll pack on the right way.
'Now, I would like you to tend to every bathroom, and right this outrageous wrong.'
'EVERY bathroom?' Frankie questioned with worry, knowing how many bathrooms are really in this house.
'Oh, must I repeat myself? Yes, every bathroom, make sure every roll is over and not under.'
With that, Mr. Herriman left an angry Frankie, and hopped his way down to the foyer, where he was confused when he found Bloo and Bella just standing there in the middle of the room.
'Master Blooregard. Miss Bella. There is a rule for standing…wait…no there isn't. Very well. Carry on.' Mr. Herriman then hopped off with his day, and the two only continued to stand there like statues.
But that was also when the front doors open for Mac to enter.
'Hey guys! …Uh, guys?' Mac asked as he ran up to them and waved his hand right in front of their straight faces, but they still didn't move.
That was also when Wilt, Coco and Eduardo walked in too, but still nothing happened. They all sat in the awkward silence for many seconds until…
'Ahh! Azule! Zorro! Please, do something!' Eduardo begged as he started to cry like the baby he is.
'M'ere mot moving,' Bloo mumbled.
'What? Wilt questioned.
'Mot moving,' Bloo repeated.
'I think he said they're not moving. Right?' Mac asked, and Bloo and Bella slowly nodded.
'Well, why not?' Mac questioned.
'Merriman,' the two mumbled.
'Merriman'?' Mac repeated.
'Mo…Merriman.'
'Scary man'? Ahh!' Eduardo cried with fear.
'Merriman.'
'Coco?'
'Mo…Merri-.'
That was it.
'Herriman! Herriman! HERRIMAN!' The two blurted out with rage.
'He's been on our tail ALL MORNING! Harping at every single mistake…mostly Bloo's, but still!' Bella explained with anger.
'He said if we were to continue making mistakes, he was going to make Madame Foster change her mind about us staying here, and then he'd kick us to the curb!' Bloo also ranted as he and Bella paced around the room to let off more steam, and they were headed right for Madame Foster's bust next.
'We're not the only ones that notices this square's rules, right?!' Bella went on.
'I'm so angry I could…AAAAHHHH!' The blob and the fox suddenly yelled in unison, as Bloo flailed his arms up, and for the first time in a while, Bella opened up her tail feathers and spread them out with rage…but those were both really bad moves.
Bloo and Bella's actions both accidentally knocked the podium that held Madame Foster's glass bust, and now the bust was swaying back and fourth. And there was no hope for the two now when they tried to catch it, and it only fell and shattered before them.
'Oh no!' the others cried with worry, but Mr. Herriman also heard the crash from his office.
'What? What? I heard a crash! Where was it?' Mr. Herriman asked angrily as he hopped out of his office, but the others were hiding the broken bust by standing around it, and they also all pointed in one direction…except for Coco, who was an idiot and pointed in the opposite direction.
But luckily, Mr. Herriman bought it and hopped off.
'Oooooo! You are SO busted!' they told Bloo and Bella with worry.
'They're right. We busted Madame Foster's bust, man; it was Mr. H's most prized possession! He's gonna KILL us!' Bella whimpered as she grabbed Bloo's shoulders and frantically shook him.
'I don't believe this. We were totally in the clear; we were gonna stand here, perfectly still, all day, and nothing would've happened,' Bloo said grimly as he removed Bella's paws from his shoulders, and she only agreed.
'But noooooo. You guys had to come in with your ignorance, and you totally ruined everything,' Bella growled as she and Bloo turned away from them and crossed their arms across their chests.
'What if I said I did it?' Wilt asked willingly.
'It's ok, guys. Really. It was us; ALL us. And we're not letting you take the blame for something WE did,' Bells sighed.
'Besides, we have no problem with kicked out; always wanted to be hobos anyway,' Bloo added with defeat.
'Hold on there, Bonnie and Clyde; no one's leaving,' Mac said to stop his best friends from leaving.
'Coco.'
'Fix it? How?' Mac questioned Coco's idea, and so she started clucking her full idea, but the others gasped with surprise.
'Coco is loco,' Eduardo said with worry.
'No, she's right. Bustin' this bust is gonna get us busted as much as anyone can ever get busted, so from now on, anything bad we do is NOTHING compared to this,' Bloo said as he and Bella started scheming.
'So, if we break a few other little rules to fix this one, then it'll be like it never happened,' Bella added with confidence.
'C'mon! Time for Plan A: fix it,' Bloo stated.
Mr. Herriman had started a crusade for whatever could have caused the crash, and he soon thought he knew who did it when he came across Frankie, who was tending to the bathrooms with a cart of hundreds of rolls of toilet paper.
'I heard a crash. Did you break something?'
'No. I've been in the bathrooms fixing the toilet paper like you asked.'
'Perhaps you broke the toilet paper,' Mr. Herriman wondered aloud as he took a roll and closely examined it.
'What?!' Frankie questioned with shock.
'Yes, this one DOES look rather dimpled.'
'Maybe someone broke something somewhere else.'
'Yes, yes, and they are NOT going to get away with it,' Mr. Herriman agreed as he put the roll back and went hopping off on his search.
Meanwhile, Bloo and Bella had gone to the nearest bathroom to find any tube of toothpaste; their plan was obviously to use the paste as some kind of glue to piece the bust back the together. But as they disrespected the rule of only using a little toothpaste and squeezing from the top of the tube, poor Eduardo couldn't take it as he suddenly fainted.
But a while later, when numerous shriveled and empty tubes pf toothpaste were all over the floor, as well as blotches of paste, they started to notice their mess.
But then Bella and Bloo remembered Frankie's toilet paper cart, and they figured she wouldn't mind if they 'borrowed' a few rolls. So they secretly stole a bunch of rolls and brought them back down to the foyer.
But Eduardo once again fainted when they used more then two pieces.
Soon, they had cleaned up most of the paste, and Mac thought they'd have a laugh.
'Hey, Wilt. Why'd the toilet paper roll down the hill?'
'Why?'
'To get to the BOTTOM!' Mac said as he referred to his backside, and the others couldn't help but let out a good laugh.
But Bloo and Bella weren't laughing.
'Hardy har-will you guys focus?!' Bella asked with anger, but that was when they suddenly heard the approaching sound of Mr. Herriman's big rabbit feet, so they all quickly hid around a corner.
And the old rabbit didn't really see the tubes everywhere, so he accidentally slipped on a tube, and literally slid all the way into the dining hall.
Meanwhile, Frankie was very confused when she didn't know it was Bloo and Bella who stole most of her rolls of toilet paper, but that was when the P.A. system came on with Mr. Herriman's voice came echoing through.
'Ms. Francis! Toothpaste dilemma in the foyer!'
Frankie grunted as she left her cart, and headed for the foyer with the cleaning essentials, where Mr. Herriman was also waiting for her.
'Ah, Ms. Francis. Finally. I assume you have brought cold water, when you need hot water to properly dissolve the toothpaste. So, let me just make sure you-my word! That's hot! …Very good,' Mr. Herriman said as he made himself look stupid when he took of his glove to dip his paw into the bucket of scalding hot water, and Frankie grinned evilly.
'But I also see you've neglected to bring a…scrubber,' Mr. Herriman said as Frankie showed the scrubber brush in her hand, 'oh…but when you clean, will you be sure to scrub in-?'
'Circles,' Frankie grumbled.
'Well, you seem to have everything in order for once. Now, I must return to my search for the cause of that crash. Oh, and continue on with your toilet paper duties when you are finished here, Ms, Francis.'
A while later, poor Frankie had finally finished bending over a solid floor with sour knees, and she soon left to continue fixing the toilet paper.
But when she left, the toothpaste was also starting to sag.
'The paste isn't doing it; the bust is just too big,' Mac pointed out with worry.
'And heavy,' Wilt added.
'This isn't going to work; a bust like this needs better ample support,' Bella pointed out, and as if on cue, the bust broke again.
'Now what?' Mac asked.
'Plan B, Mac. Plan B: fake it,' Bella replied.
'Yeah, we gotta make it,' Bloo added.
'With what?' Mac questioned.
'Plastic?' Wilt asked.
'Marble?' Mac suggested.
'Fabric?' Eduardo asked.
'Coco?' Coco questioned.
'Soap,' Bloo and Bella said in unison.
'Soap?' the other's questioned with confusion.
So, they all went on a search of their own to grab as much soap as they could, but Bella and Bloo found the soap mother-load when they found a cabinet chalk-full of soap bars.
And then, they all took the soap they got back to their room, and they all tried making their own soap busts, but Bella and Bloo were a couple of very particular judges.
'Yeah, that stinks. Gimme your bust,' Bloo said flatly as he took Mac's poor bust from him, but Mac wasn't amused.
Bella had found Wilt trying to shape the soap into a bust, but it also wasn't going along swimmingly for him either.
'Yeah, not the best I've ever seen,' Bella said dryly as she took his soap bust form him before he was even finished.
Bloo climbed up the ladder on the bunk beds to find Eduardo trying to shape his soap into a bust too.
'Um, Ed? Don't cry, but, um…no,' Bloo said as he once again stole the bust, and when he hopped down from Eduardo's bunk, the monster started crying.
Bella also approached Coco's sad soap bust.
'I'll be honest; I've seen better, Sister,' Bella sighed as she stole Coco's bust too, but the crazy bird didn't seem as upset as the boys.
And Bloo and Bella stole their soap busts not only because they stunk, but because they were using the extra soap to make a bigger and better bust.
'Wow, guys,' Mac said with amazement as he and the others surrounded the fox and the blob and watched with amazement.
'You guys really do work better together rather than separated,' Wilt complimented with a smile, and that made the two blush. 4
'W-what?' Bella whimpered as she and Bloo turned to present their bust, which wasn't like the original, but it had to be second best.
'Ahem! L-let's just get this back where it belongs,' Bloo coughed to change the subject as he picked up their soap bust.
Soon, they were all walking through the halls, as Wilt carried the soap bust, and they figured they were home free…they were wrong.
'Aha! I have caught you! That is quite unacceptable! Put that down!' Mr. Herriman's voice range through the halls, and they swore they knew he was talking to them.
'Busted,' Bloo whimpered, so everyone started to slightly pick up the pace to a speed-walk, but the rabbit didn't seem to leave them alone.
'I'll have you know that the penalty for this is ultimately against house rules!'
'Totally busted!' Bella said with a louder voice, and they all now started running.
'If you do not put that down RIGHT NOW, and not apologize for your actions, you will go STRAIGHT to my office, and discover the true meaning of punishment!'
But when they rounded a corner, they realized Mr. Herriman wasn't referring to them, but rather a pair of mischief sponge imaginary friends who were throwing water balloons at each other. And it sounded like Mr. Herriman was getting closer.
'Put those balloons down this instant!' But the sponge imaginaries didn't listen, as they continued to laugh and chuck water balloons at each other
Mr. Herriman wasn't their concern right now; they all knew what happens when water hits soap, so they had to toss the soap bust among each other before they were hit with the water and the soap could dissolve.
But, of course, Bloo was the problem child when he was the only one that couldn't dodge an incoming balloon on time, and the bust dissolved in his arms.
'Real nice, Octodad,' Bella said grimly with sarcasm.
But that was also when Mr. Herriman came in and grabbed the sponges harshly by their nonexictant ears.
'Aha! Bubble balloons! So THAT'S where all of the soap went!'
Frankie was still going to every bathroom to fix every roll of toilet paper.
'Over not under. Over not under,' Frankie repeatedly told herself.
But again, that was when Mr. Herriman interrupted her when his voice came calling for her on the P.A. system.
'Ms. Francis! Please bring a mop to hallway seven!' This girl could barely take it anymore
Meanwhile, the others were once again in hot water.
'Now what?' Mac questioned.
'Well, we couldn't fix it. We couldn't fake it, so there's only one other thing we can do: Foster it,' Bloo replied with a grin.
'Huh?' Mac asked with even more confusion.
'Not 'huh?'. 'Who?' Bloo corrected.
'Huh?' Now, everyone was confused.
'There's only ONE woman who can pull off a bust like Madame Foster's bust, and that's…' Bella added as she waited for them to catch on.
'Madame Foster!'
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So, they all headed for the kitchen after they called for Madame Foster to meet them in there, and they each grabbed a bag of flour.
'Thanks for helpin' us cover our tracks, Madame F. You totally rock,' Bloo told the tiny old lady with a smile.
'Oh, of course. You're all just too sweet to let down…now, lay it on me!' Madame Foster said with a grin.
'Ready with the flour, guys?' Bella asked.
'Yup!'
'Alright! Ready…aim…flour!' Bloo and Bella shouted at the same time for them to toss the flour.
And soon, they were all covered in flour, but they had to make sure Madame Foster was the one covered in the white powder. So they waited for the flour to clear, and…they were greeted with a flour-covered Madame Foster, just like they needed.
'Now, go dry yourselves off, for goodness' sake,' Mr. Herriman grumbled angrily at the sponge imaginary friends as they left his office with guilt, and then he picked up the P.A. system off its hook on his desk, 'Ms. Francis! Please resume your toilet paper duties!'
Ad before the bunny could put it back on its hook, he heard Frankie roar with rage…but that was also when he heard another loud noise from the kitchen.
Turns out, it was actually the others, as Eduardo had accidentally knocked a bowl off the counter, and now they were all silently panicking as they heard Mr. Herriman get closer.
'What? What? Is that you, Ms. Francis? I thought I told you to get back to your toilet papering duties. And I must say it is very unwise to be snacking when there is toilet paper in need of fixing!' Mr. Herriman ranted very loudly before he arrived at the kitchen door, but when he got there, everyone was gone, and the kitchen looked like it was spit out by a tornado, leaving Mr. Herriman VERY shocked.
'Ms. Francis! Disaster in the kitchen; please come immediately!' Mr. Herriman frantically called on the P.A. system, and it turns out Frankie was in fixing the toilet paper in the outhouse out in the backyard.
'DO YA WANT THIS TOILET PAPER OR NOT?!' Frankie boomed as she exited the outhouse while stomping towards the house.
Meanwhile, the others had put flour-covered Madame Foster on the stand where he glass bust used to sit, and now she was sitting on it.
'Now listen, Madame Foster; for Plan C to work, you need to stay REALLY still,' Bella reminded the old lady.
'Oh, yes, don't worry about me; I know what to do. Oh, but you better hurry off before you get caught by-.' But before Madame Foster could finish warning them, they suddenly heard Mr. Herriman and Frankie's arguing in the kitchen.
'Oh, no, Ms Francis! You are only smothering the flour with that mop! The proper cleaning utensils are in the third floor closet!'
'Well, if it's the proper mop, then why isn't it in the KITCHEN closet?!'
'Do not question me methods, Ms. Francis. I suppose I will have to do YOUR job, and fetch them myself.'
With that, the rabbit came hopping out into the foyer, where they acted like nothing bad was going on, and Madame Foster was pulling it off perfectly.
'Good afternoon. I trust you all are having a good and rule breaking-free day, unlike Ms. Francis—especially you two, Miss Bella and Master Bloo.'
'Oh, you betcha,' Bella and Bloo replied with smiles and in unison.
'Oh, Madame. Your granddaughter is working my LAST nerve. I can hardly believe you and that 'slacker' are related,' Mr. Herriman sighed at the glass bust, not knowing it was the real deal, so when he hopped away, Madame Foster blew a raspberry at him.
And Mr. Herriman stopped and turned back around when he assumed that someone passed gas…and he was glaring down at Bloo.
'Uh…u-um…excuse me?' Bloo whimpered as he started sweating with worry.
'Very, very shroud, Master Blooregard. Without that 'excuse me', you BOTH would have been dismissed out by your ears, I warn you two—I am still watching.'
Bloo and Bella let out a sigh of relief when the rabbit finally left.
'Seriously. I couldn't have gotten any unluckier by getting stuck with you, and thus also getting caught up in YOUR problems,' Bella growled.
'But what now?' Mac once again asked.
'Nothing. That's it. We're done,' Bloo replied with a smile, ignoring Bella's annoyed remark.
'Uh, Bloo…' Bella started.
'What?'
'You forgot one minor thing,' Bella continued as she pointed at Madame Foster, who was still sitting on the pedestal covered I n flour.
'Why? What's wrong? She just has ta sit there, covered in flour, and not move for the rest of her li—ok, so this plan wasn't perfect. You brainiacs got any brighter ideas?' Bloo asked angrily.
'How 'bout glue?' Mac suggested.
'Glue?' Bloo questioned.
'Oh yeah, glue. Duh! Let's go get some, and finally fix this,' Bella said with confidence.
'Uh, easier said than done, guys. Ever since Prankey hand-glued One-Eyed Willy to the back of the bus on grocery day, Mr. Herriman keeps all the glue in—his office,' Wilt reluctantly informed, and Bloo was not having it.
'Welp, we tried.'
'Oh, no you don't. you dragged me into this, so I'm draggin' you…into here,' Bella grunted as she ran to the doors of the office, and she activated the rubbery snake shackle keeping her and Bloo together, which then forced Bloo to be pulled into the office with her.
Soon, everyone was looking around in Mr. Herriman's office, but Bloo was still terrified.
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'Ok, don't touch anything, don't look at anything…don't even breath!'
'Will you shut up?' Bella asked angrily as she whacked the back of the worrisome blob's head with her tail.
'Stop it, you two; we need to focus. Now, if I were Mr. H, and I had glue, where would I put it?' Mac asked himself.
'Coco!' Coco pointed out as she pointed one of her feet up at a high shelf that Wilt could probably only reach, and there was a certain box.
'Items imaginary friends should never, never touch NEVER'. That seems right,' Mac said as he read the writing on the box, and Wilt reached up and into the box to pull out…glue!
'Yes! We got it!' Bella cheered, but the joy was short-lived when the doorknob on the office doors started giggling…uh-oh.
Turns out, it was only Frankie, as she held another roll of toilet paper in her hands.
'Ok, just gotta out this roll in Mr. Herriman's private office bathroom, and all the bathroom's toilet paper will have been—what are you guys doing in here?'
'Oh, please, please, PLEASE don't tell him, Frankie,' Bloo and Bella both begged.
'Tell who what?'
'It was only an accident,' Bloo whimpered.
'What was?' Frankie questioned with more confusion.
'Bloo and I…busted Madame Foster's bust,' Bella sighed with defeat.
'You busted the bust?!'
'It wasn't all their fault; Mr. Herriman has paranoid them all day with his promise to kick them out of the house if they continued breaking the rules,' Mac added.
'So we've been breaking other rules just to fix this one,' Bella pointed out.
'Ms. Francis! What have you been doing all day?! None of the bathrooms have toothpaste!' Mr. Herriman's voice rang on the P.A. system again.
'Toothpaste disaster?' Frankie questioned.
'Sorry,' Bloo said with a sheepish smile.
'You have also neglected to restock the soap, Ms. Francis!'
'Soapy hallway?'
'That was actually Sir-Gets-Hit-By-Water-Balloons-A-Lot's fault,' Bella said flatly as she pointed at Bloo.
'So it was YOU! YOU'RE the reason my day has been so horrible!' Frankie pointed out angrily.
'Yes,' Bloo and Bella sighed with guilt, as the others felt guilty too.
'That's not cool, guys. Sorry, but I gotta tell him.'
'No, Frankie, please don't tell on them,' Mac begged before Frankie could leave the office.
'I'm not tellin' on Bella or Bloo.'
The others then sighed with relief, but it was too soon for that.
'I'm telling OFF Herriman.'
'What?!'
'It's time that bunny knew his rules are freaking you all out and driving me insane. So I'm telling him straight-up that you two busted the bust. I mean, accidents happen, right?'
'Ms. Francis, I am absolutely tired of your dilli-dallying! Meet me in my office in precisely thirty seconds to discuss this further!' Mr. Herriman announced on the intercom before finally hanging up.
'I've been waitin' for this for a LONG time,' Frankie grumbled as she slid her jacket sleeves up her arms, ready to finally give that rabbit the went-worth.
'No tell Herriman!' Eduardo cried as he suddenly went and picked up Frankie, 'I so sorry for this!'
With that, Eduardo suddenly bashed his forehead against Frankie's, thus knocking her out, as he then also tossed her unconscious body into the closet and Coco happily closed it.
'Ok, now on the list of things that are really not ok, that was really, REALLY not ok,' Wilt pointed out with surprise.
'I know! Eduardo is very bad boy!' Eduardo said as he started crying.
'Forget it. Let's go,' Bloo suddenly interrupted as he and the others all suddenly left the office with the glue they needed. And they left just before Mr. Herriman arrived.
'Ms. Francis?! Oh, where is that girl?' Mr. Herriman growled with anger after he saw that the red-head was nowhere to be found.
Meanwhile, everyone else was back out in the foyer trying to piece the original glass bust back together with the glue.
'Pointy rectangle piece,' Bloo demanded, in which Mac handed him the said piece.
'Jaggety triangle,' Bella requested, and Wilt handed the piece to her.
'Funky rhombus,' Bloo requested, and Eduardo handed it to him.
'Swabs,' Bella demanded, and Coco wiped her and Bloo's sweaty foreheads of concentration with a wet wipe.
'Well, did we do it?' Mac asked with anticipation.
'Yes. We have,' Bella replied as she and Bloo smiled.
'Ladies and Gentlemen—we have successfully reconstructed Madame Foster's bust,' Bloo said as he and Bella stepped out of the way to present the bust, and it looked like it was never broken in the first place.
'You can get down now, Madame,' Bella told the little old lady, as Madame Foster was still on top of the stand covered in flour.
'Oh, how wonderful, and that was fun. I'd better go wash up; I think I got flour in my bloomers.' With that, Madame Foster hopped down, and Wilt carefully placed the real glass bust back onto its pedestal.
'It's perfecto!' Eduardo cheered.
'It's a-ok!' Wilt happily added as he and Eduardo high-fived each other.
And like she always does when she's excited, Coco started happily clucking and running around.
But as she did, she accidentally knocked Bella back into Bloo back-first, and Bloo couldn't catch her and himself at the same time, and they just so happened to be standing right in front of the bust…so they fell back into the pedestal, and once again broke the bust.
And this time, Mr. Herriman was there to witness the accident.
'Well, Master Blooregard and Miss Bella, it seems that with your careless acts, you have busted Madame Foster's bust. So now, there is only one thing to do about this—my office, you two.'
Knowing they were doomed, Bloo and Bella followed Mr. Herriman to his office, as the others sat there since they could do nothing about it.
'Yes, yes. It is such a downer with these things happen, but action must be taken. I can't let such incidents go unhandled,' Mr. Herriman said as he opened a closet door, and Bloo and Bella waited for their punishment, 'here you go.'
Surprisingly, Mr. Herriman had only handed another perfect glass bust of Madame Foster to Bloo.
'What?' Bloo questioned, and Bella was just as surprised.
'Oh, yes. These things constantly break, so I've had hundreds made to replace them when need be. So, carry on with your day,' Mr. Herriman calmly explained, but that was when they heard a moan coming from the closet.
The moan came from Frankie as she suddenly woke up and she was rubbing her head in pain, but when she tried to stand, she bumped her head on the shelf, and that knocked all of the shelves down and then every single bust was broken.
'She did it!' Bella and Bloo quickly stated before sprinting out of the office with the bust.
'Well, Ms. Francis, better start cleaning this up,' Mr. Herriman said as he handed the red-head a broom, but she had had it.
'I'm gonna clean YOU up, rabbit! C'mere!' Frankie shouted with extreme rage, and she started chasing a terrified Mr. Herriman around his office with the broom.
Now, as the series will progress, just like Bloo will become more jerky, Bella will become smarter the more reasonable one between them, so she won't always be so stupid and won't always agree with Bloo's terrible ideas. Just thought I'd clarify that.
Oh, and I'm glad you guys really like Bloo and Bella together too.
Until the next chapter, I'm TRikiD, bye-bye!
MAC GOES TO THEDENTIST
I don't own Foster'sHome for Imaginary Friends Craig McCracken and Cartoon Network do.
It's been two yearssince Bloo was turned over to Foster's. Mac is now 10 years oldand Frankie and Wilt have taken the places of the late Madame Fosterand Mr. Herriman.
Mac arrived at 3PM buthe wasn't feeling good. He had a bad tooth ache.
As Mac got in the doorBloo noticed he was in pain.
Mac explained he had atooth ache but Bloo got confused.
'You eat smallamounts of sugary foods if any Mac.' He commented.
Mac shot back 'well Ihave a tooth ache anyhow.'
Bloo remembered thatFoster's had a room with a dentist chair where basic cleaningscould be done. Bloo rushed Mac into that room after it took him 30minutes to find it.
Mac squirmed and said'there's no way I'm letting you do any type of dental work onme Bloo you must really be insane.'
Bloo yelled for Frankiebut when Frankie got into the dental room she did NOT side with Blooand started yelling at him.
Bloo said 'all Itried to do was help out my creator.'
Frankie said clearly'you cannot operate those dental drills and from what it soundslike Mac has some baby teeth he needs to lose and we are not licensedto pull teeth and legally we can only clean the teeth of imaginaryfriends which Mac is not.'
Bloo started screaming'well Mac's mom is so busy she has little time to take him to thedentist and maybe Mac needs to lose the last of his baby teeth sincehe's 10 years old and furthermore because he's 10 he should quitacting like a baby and let me yank them.'
Frankie yelled 'IDON'T THINK SO!'
Bloo demanded 'whatdo you intend to do? Can you get him into see a dentist?'
Frankie answered 'wellfirst I just want to take a look in Mac's mouth and see if I candetermine if he's got a cavity or if there's an adult toothgrowing over a baby tooth or if it's something else.'
Mac lied back in thechair and Frankie had a look. While she was looking Mac startedlaughing and she told him to hold still but then she noticed Blootook off Mac's shoe and started tickling his foot.
Frankie became enragedand Bloo said 'hey this was a classic prank, a patient beingtickled in the dentist's chair.'
Frankie told Bloo 'BACKAWAY FROM THE CHAIR NOW!'
Frankie told Mac shedidn't notice anything unusual other than he had a baby tooth heneeded to lose.
Bloo pleaded withFrankie to drive Mac down to the dentist's office where Eduardo hadhis tooth pulled.
Frankie figured it wasa must and she was able to grab a few hundred bucks to pay off thedentist and she said 'okay let's take the Foster's bus.'
Bloo got upset and said'no way let's take the car that was owned by your late grandma.'
Mac shouted 'Bloothat car is only for special occasions it's considered sacredbecause Madame Foster was a great person.'
Bloo answered 'wellthis is a special occasion because Mac is losing his last baby toothand that's so sweet.'
Mac got irritated andasked 'What on earth makes you say this is sweet? I have atoothache that hurts so bad I'm about to cry and you tickle myfoot.'
Mac began holding hismouth and Frankie said 'let's get in the car.'
On the way to thedentist Bloo said 'hey I want to hear the new Metallica cd.'
Frankie immediatelyobjected 'no Bloo you sit down back there with Mac and be quiet.'
Bloo none the less wenton 'hey back in 1983 Metallica did a song called Anesthesia PullingTeeth and that would be perfect for this occasion.'
Mac screamed 'BLOO!'
They finally arrived atthe dentist's office and they checked in.
Mac shook in thewaiting room and said to Frankie 'feel my heart it's pounding.'
Frankie put her hand onMac's heart but soon after she put her hands on his shoulders andtold him he needed to be calm.
Bloo came over andstated 'hey this toy chest has a bunch of cool toys like this noisemaker.'
Bloo started blowingthe noise maker and Mac yelled 'BLOO!'
Bloo immediately said'whoa Mac you need to calm down.'
The window assistantcalls 'Mac.'
Frankie says 'go onMac you'll be fine.'
Mac goes in and shutsthe door leading to the dentist's office but Bloo opens it andyells 'Mac if you don't sit in that chair and cooperate with thedentist Frankie is going to spank your bottom.'
Mac yelled 'Bloo getyour butt back in the waiting room.'
45MINUTES LATER
Frankie put Mac on thebus and drove him along with Bloo back to Foster's.
Bloo stated 'Macsince you got two teeth pulled the tooth fairy will double yourreward.'
Mac said 'hey yeah.'
Frankie had to cut themoff and tell them there was no such thing as the tooth fairy whichcaused both of them to start crying.
Frankie screamed asloud as she could.
THE END
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